D'Sousa's Razor
D'Sousa's Razor is when you talk about how great your life is, but then you do something stupid, and everyone just laughs at you.
A rich kid says he's fighting for justice but still skips class every day.
A guy says he's a vegan but eats meat at a BBQ like it's a big deal.
A guy yells about minorities being treated bad but still calls his Black friend 'boy' like it's 1950.