D.S.I Syndrome
D. S. I. is when you can’t take any dumb stuff and you start yelling, spitting, or throwing things at people.
I got D. S. I. when my mom said 'I can run faster than a cheetah.' I threw my cereal at her.
My dog said 'I’m the king of the world' and I got D. S. I. and kicked the couch.
At the park, a kid said 'the sun is a banana' and I had to yell at him for 10 minutes.