D.S.I Syndrome
D. S. I. is like having a tiny monster inside your head that yells at you whenever someone says something brain-dead.
When my brother said 'dogs can fly,' my monster screamed and I started crying in the hallway.
At the mall, a kid said 'I’m a superhero,' and I got D. S. I. and yelled 'you’re a failure!' in the food court.
My friend claimed 'the sky is green' and I had to sit down because my head was on fire.