D.P.R.A.
A club for people who get double-penetrated and then try to breathe again.
I got double-penetrated and then I tried to breathe. That’s how I found out I’m in D. P. R. A.
My brother got double-penetrated and then he started breathing like a fish. He’s now a D. P. R. A. member.
My dog got double-penetrated and then he started snoring. I think he joined D. P. R. A.