D.P., Dirty Pagan
A Pagan who smells like a dog park and thinks they’re the reincarnation of a god. They wear a sword they bought at a discount store and hit on everyone like they’re the last biscuit at the snack bar.
Text: 'I’m the god of chaos. Also, I eat pizza for breakfast.'
DM: 'Hey, wanna join my cult? I promise we’ll do magic and also flirt.'
Tweet: 'Seduced a 10-year-old today. Also, I took a shower… maybe.'