D.O.T.M.C.
The Dick of the Month Club. A woman who can’t pick one man and just wants to screw everyone she sees. She’s like a monthly subscription to misery.
I joined the D. O. T. M. C. last month. Now I have to deal with 3 different guys texting me at 2 a. m.
My sister is in the D. O. T. M. C. She’s got a new guy every week. I’m tired of her drama.
I’m in the D. O. T. M. C. and I’m not even ashamed. I like my options.