D.O.T.M.C.
The Dick of the Month Club is a group of women who like to have sex with a different guy every month. They don’t care if they’re hurt. They just want the best.
I’m in the D. O. T. M. C. and I’m not even sad. I just want the best guy every month.
My mom’s in the D. O. T. M. C. She got a new guy last week. I’m scared of what happens next.
I joined the D. O. T. M. C. and now I have 4 guys fighting over me. It’s like a soap opera.