I let my friends eat my entire sandwich and then said, ‘It’s fine, I brought extra chips.’ I had a chip and a side of sadness.

I gave my friend my last soda and then said, ‘It’s cool, I had a milkshake.’ I had a milkshake and a broken heart.

I let my best friend take my pizza and said, ‘It’s okay, I had a burger.’ I had a burger and a full-blown pity party.