D.M.S.M.A.T
D. M. S. M. A. T is when a girl acts like she’s saving money when she’s just trying to trick you
You: I'm going to save up for us. Her: Oh, you're just being boring.
You: I'm going to travel with you. Her: I'm just trying to be smart.
You: I'm going to spend my money on you. Her: I'm just being economical.