D,M,F.L.
A term for people who are so slow, they might as well be dead and their mom is still screaming at them.
He took an hour to walk to the bathroom. D,M,F. L. is his new name.
She was so slow, the coffee was cold before she got there. D,M,F. L. for life.
He walked like a dead man. D,M,F. L. is his new title.