D.L.W.C.
When a woman boss is so annoying that she ends up alone, with her cat and her job as her only companions.
"I’m so annoying, I ended up D. L. W. C. My cat’s the only one who still talks to me."
"I don’t need a man, I need a cat and a spreadsheet. I’m D. L. W. C. and I’m happy."
"I’m not sad, I’m D. L. W. C. because my cat doesn’t judge me."