d'lainey
D'lainey is a girl who can't keep her hands off guys named Sterling. She has more friends than she can count and more boyfriends than she can handle. She’s dating three guys right now, and they all have the same name. Sterling thinks she’s a hot piece of work.
D'lainey: 'I'm dating three Sterlings. I don't know which one I like the most.'
Sterling: 'You're the best piece of work I've ever seen.' D'lainey: 'You're the worst boyfriend I've ever had.'
Sherwin texts D'lainey: 'You're my favorite, even if you're dating three Sterlings.'