D'Laine
A friendly know-it-all who can be a real pain in the ass when they feel like it. They love classic rock and think they're the smartest person in the room. They also think they know everything about your life.
D'Laine: "I know more about you than you know about yourself."
D'Laine: "You’re not failing, you’re just not trying."
D'Laine: "I can fix your life. Just let me."