D.K.F.M.
Used when things go from bad to worse and you just want to scream into a pillow.
D. K. F. M. when my mom said I had to clean my room before I could watch my favorite show.
D. K. F. M. when my bike got stolen and it was my only way to get to school.
D. K. F. M. when my pet goldfish died and my dog ate it.