D.I.R.G.A.S.
When people are going on about something so unimportant it's like they're telling a story to a rock and you're just thinking why are they even breathing.
Why are you still talking about the pencil that broke in 2013? It's just a pencil.
You're still mad about the ice cream that melted in 2016? It's just ice cream.
Why are you even here? You're still talking about the sock that went missing in 2014?