D.I.D.I.P.P.
D. I. D. I. P. P. s are like the last people on Earth who still think they’re special, even though they’re just dead and dumb.
My teacher called me a D. I. D. I. P. P. because I failed my test and then cried in a library.
My dog is a D. I. D. I. P. P. because he thinks he’s a philosopher and he barks at the moon.
My friend is a D. I. D. I. P. P. because he invented a sandwich that also plays guitar.