D.I.B.S.
D. I. B. S. is when your dick gets stuck in your butt and won't come out. It's like a bad case of butt rot and penis jail all at once.
My dog got D. I. B. S. after eating my cousin's sock.
I got D. I. B. S. because I tried to fit three sandwiches in my mouth at once.
My uncle has D. I. B. S. and he smells like a dead raccoon.