D.H.R.
when you're so wasted you're rolling on the floor like a confused puppy and you're yelling at the TV like it owes you money.
I D. H. R. and tried to play video games… it was like watching a goat fight a toaster.
He D. H. R. and tried to do his homework… it looked like a cat had a seizure.
She D. H. R. and tried to cook… it smelled like regret and burnt bread.