D.G.W.
D. G. W. is when your penis goes crazy and starts hitting everything in sight like a drunk man at a bar. It’s so wild it might even tear your pants off and make you look like a fool.
My D. G. W. hit me so hard I fell off the couch and landed in a bowl of cereal.
He was walking down the street and his D. G. W. started slapping a hot dog vendor.
My D. G. W. woke up my mom at 3 a. m. and it didn’t stop until I gave it a sandwich.