D.G.I.F.U
A magical phrase that stops people from making bad decisions, like getting into a fight over a cheeseburger or forgetting to bring pants to a party.
D. G. I. F. U., I almost got into a fight over who got the last cheeseburger. D. G. I. F. U. saved me.
D. G. I. F. U., I forgot my pants, but I still went to the party. D. G. I. F. U. didn’t save me, but I still showed up.
D. G. I. F. U., I was about to scream at my little brother. Then I remembered D. G. I. F. U.