D.F.T.C.
When you're so into the vibe you'd let your mom watch you get deepthroated by a guy who smells like old pizza.
She said D. F. T. C. when I asked if she wanted to be the fourth wheel in our triple date.
He called me D. F. T. C. when I told him I was going to film our whole sex session with the lights on.
My friend said D. F. T. C. when I told him I was stealing his lunch money again.