D.F.F.
D. F. F. stands for Drunk. Fighting. Fucking. It’s what happens when boys are too wasted to think straight and just want to get laid.
"I’m D. F. F. right now, so don’t expect me to make sense."
He was D. F. F. and tried to kiss my D. F. F. and it was awkward.
The D. F. F. started a fight over who had the biggest snack.