D.E.S. (Dramatic Editing Syndrome)
A condition where reality TV is so dull you need a curse word and a scream to survive it. They add loud music and fake arguments to make it feel like your life.
My uncle was fighting with a lamp like it was a major event.
They made my cousin yell at a spoon like it was her arch-nemesis.
I watched my dad break up with a fridge like it was a heartbreak.