D.E.R.R.S.W.?
It’s like a club for guys who think they’re cool enough to blast their willy juice all over my eyes. Some of them are real. Some are fake. All of them are a pain in the ass.
Text: 'Ron just shot his load in my face. I’m blinded.'
DM: 'Deehan is the worst. He’s like a walking ejaculation machine.'
Tweet: 'D. E. R. R. S. W. is the reason I wear sunglasses indoors.'