D.E.R.R.S.W.?
A group of guys who think they’re so cool they can ejaculate on my retinas and get away with it. Some of them I made up. Others I actually liked. All of them are a disaster.
Text: 'Ethan just hit me with a load. I can’t see.'
Tweet: 'D. E. R. R. S. W. is like a punishment from God.'
DM: 'Shane and I are the worst. We’re both retinas.'