D.E.G.L
A man who’s so bad at dating he might as well be a monk. He’s been living like a hermit for years.
My cousin is a D. E. G. L. He’s been living in his mom’s basement for 10 years.
My friend’s brother is a D. E. G. L. He’s never gone on a date in his life.
My uncle is a D. E. G. L. He’s been single for 25 years and still thinks he’s cute.