D.E.G.L
A guy who’s never gotten laid because he’s too lazy to try. He’s like a couch that never moves.
My uncle is a D. E. G. L. He’s been single for 20 years and still thinks he’s hot.
My friend’s dad is a D. E. G. L. He’s been lazy for 30 years and still hasn’t dated anyone.
My neighbor is a D. E. G. L. He’s been living like a couch for 10 years.