D.E.C.I.B
A sacred law that says if you eat cookies in bed, you’ll wake up with a mouth full of crumbs and a brain full of nonsense.
I ate cookies in bed and woke up with crumbs in my hair and a brain full of nonsense.
My dog ate cookies in bed and ended up with a cookie-stained blanket and a belly full of joy.
I broke the law and now I have to live with the consequences.