D.D.I.P
When the deal is happening and everyone is trying to look cool but it's just a bunch of kids in the park
"D. D. I. P., I’m pretending I’m a gangster, but I just dropped my phone.", @Pretender2025
"D. D. I. P., I’m the only one who brought a backpack. Everyone else is holding a bag.", @BackpackGuy
"D. D. I. P., I just got caught by my teacher. I’m dead meat.", @DrugDealerStudent