D.B. Pooper
You let one rip, wipe, and there's nothing. You look in the toilet and there's no sign of it. You're questioning everything, like your poop just vanished into thin air.
I let one rip, wiped, and nothing was there. My poop just disappeared.
I pooped, wiped, and there was no poop. My poop is missing.
I had a big one, wiped, and it was gone. My poop just vanished.