Da'Vuan
A walking compliment who can talk your ear off and still manage to look like a rejected potato.
Da'Vuan gave me a speech about why ketchup is the best condiment, and I believed him.
He told me he was a ‘master of words’, which is just a fancy way of saying he’s a talker.
He looked in the mirror and said, ‘I ain’t ugly, I’m just pre-fry.’