D.A.R.S.
Dumb Ass Retarded Syndrome is when you’re so stupid you think a cop is a real person and not just a guy who got fat and got a badge.
My kid thinks D. A. R. S. is a real disease. He tried to convince his dog to take it.
I got D. A. R. S. because I believed a cop who said pop rocks were the worst thing ever.
My cousin failed 3rd grade because he thought the penguin in D. A. R. E. was real.