D.A.R.S.
Drugs Are Really Expensive is just a fancy way of saying you’re broke and your mom is mad.
My friend got a D. A. R. E. pamphlet and now he thinks his allowance is a drug.
I tried to buy weed with my lunch money and now I have D. A. R. E. syndrome.
My sister got a D. A. R. E. badge and now she thinks she’s a cop.