D.A.R.S.
D. A. R. E. is a program where cops dress up like cartoon characters and try to make kids scared of getting high.
My kid got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks a penguin is a drug dealer.
I got D. A. R. E. and now I think my dad is a rabbit.
My friend got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks his lunch is a drug.