D.A.R.E.
A government program that lies to kids about drugs so they grow up dumb and trust cops more than they trust their parents.
My teacher said D. A. R. E. made me think weed was the worst thing ever. I now know it's just a lie.
I believed the penguin and rabbit were real. I still do.
D. A. R. E. said if I smoked weed I'd die. I'm still alive and I smoke weed every day.