da'jahnea
a person who is friendly but will cut you up like a Thanksgiving turkey. She’ll say the meanest things and laugh like it’s a comedy show. She will pretend to be angry, but she's just playing with you. Don’t believe her when she says she’s serious.
You: I got a bad grade. Da'jahnea: You got a bad grade? I got a bad grade. I got an F. You: That’s not bad. Da'jahnea: That’s not bad? That’s a disaster.
You: I’m sad. Da'jahnea: You’re sad? I’m dying. You: Why are you dying? Da'jahnea: Because I failed life.
You: I think I’m going to fail. Da'jahnea: You think you’re going to fail? I’m going to fail. I’m going to fail life. You: That’s not the same. Da'jahnea: It is when you're me.