Dahlia and Lillee
your faggot friends. Dahlia is a total goddess, Lillee is just kind of cute. Lillee talks to Dahlia just to get laid with some hot woman.
Dahlia: 'I'm going to the bar.' Lillee: 'I'll be there. You're bringing me a hot girl, right?'
Dahlia: 'I got laid again.' Lillee: 'You got laid because I told you to.'
Dahlia: 'I'm dating a celebrity now.' Lillee: 'I'm dating a celebrity now because I let you.'