Dahlerbruch
A person who’s like a broken toaster. They’re loud, smelly, and kiss like they’re trying to murder you.
My mom is a Dahlerbruch. She yells at the TV and kissed me like I was a crime.
My crush is a Dahlerbruch. He’s loud, smells like old shoes, and kissed me and I died.
That guy in the hallway is a Dahlerbruch. He talks too much and smells like a garbage can.