I got a new job. Then I took a vacation. Then I took another vacation. Then I told my boss I was going to take a vacation forever.

My coworker asked me what I was doing. I said, 'I’m vacationing.' He said, 'You’re vacationing again?' I said, 'You’re not paying me to work.'

I took a vacation. Then I took a trip. Then I took a holiday. I think I’m gonna live on a boat now.