I got a new job. I took a vacation the next day. My boss said, 'You're going to take a vacation before you even start working?' I said, 'I don’t need to work. I need to vacation.'

My coworker asked me if I was going on vacation again. I said, 'I don’t know. I might be vacationing forever.' He said, 'You're gonna die on a beach.'

I took a vacation. Then I took another one. Then I told my boss I was going to take a vacation every day for the rest of my life.