Dah Tard
The human equivalent of a trash can. They have no friends, no life, and think they’re the most famous person alive. They talk like they’re being choked by a rat and yell ‘You’re gay’ at anyone who insults them. Their dandruff is so thick, it’s got a full-time bodyguard.
Dah Tard walked in and just said, ‘You’re gay.’
He tried to be cool and then yelled, ‘You’re gay!’ at me for no reason.
He ate his own hair and then screamed, ‘You’re gay!’ at the walls.