dagwool sweater
A Christmas gift from your weird great-grandaunt. It’s so itchy and smelly it’s like wearing a blanket made from old socks and smoke.
My great-grandaunt gave me a dagwool sweater. I look like I just crawled out of a trash can.
That dagwool sweater is the worst thing I’ve ever worn.
I got a dagwool sweater and now my life is ruined.