dagwife
A lady stuck with a guy who fights in Dagorhir. She only got dragged into it because he wouldn't shut up about it.
My wife signed up for Dagorhir just to shut me up. It didn’t work.
I married a Dagorhir dude. Now I have to wear armor. And I hate it.
My wife joined Dagorhir because I said I’d never fight her again. I lied.