D.A.G.T.H
When someone is so dead they’re probably in heaven, and the only thing they’re worried about is how you’re living your life.
My dog ran away and got hit by a car. D. A. G. T. H. and probably snickering at me.
My best friend’s mom passed away. She’s D. A. G. T. H. and has a front-row seat to my drama.
My uncle died from eating too much pie. D. A. G. T. H. and probably got a heavenly dessert menu.