Dagrid
A shipping so bad it should be banned. Dobby and Hagrid making out like they’re both 12 and no one cares.
Dobby tried to clean Hagrid’s beard and got stuck in it. It was like a horror movie.
Hagrid gave Dobby a giant sock and cried. It was the worst thing ever.
Dobby apparated Hagrid into a giant cauldron. It was like a nightmare.