My friend’s brother is a DaGoofyGoober. He tried to be a superhero and now he just wears a cape to the store.

My teacher’s pet is a DaGoofyGoober. He once tried to write a poem about the moon and it was just 'It’s round and shiny.'

My mom’s coworker is a DaGoofyGoober. She tried to start a band and now they just play 'Happy Birthday' in the office.