Dagonaut
A man who went to space but still can't shut up about his mom's lasagna
Dagonaut kept talking about his mom's lasagna during the spacewalk and got distracted by a satellite.
He said 'I can't focus on the mission when I'm thinking about lasagna' and crashed into a moon rock.
Dagonaut texted his mom 'I'm in space, but I still miss your lasagna' and got a reply of 'I miss you too, you idiot.'
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