Dagomar
Dagomar is a sweaty, sexy beast with a meaty pole that could knock out a whole class. He’s got charm and a laugh that could make you cry.
Dagomar laughed so hard at my joke, he fell over. I said, ‘That was a good one.’ He said, ‘No, that was a miracle.’
My neighbor saw Dagomar and now she’s chasing him like a dog.
Dagomar said, ‘You look like a snack I could eat for breakfast.’ I said, ‘I’m not a snack.’ He said, ‘You are now.’