Dagobah
When your partner jumps on you like they’re trying to kill you and talks like Yoda while you’re trying to do stuff.
'My girlfriend does Dagobah on me every morning. It’s like a horror movie.'
'My boyfriend does Dagobah while I’m trying to eat breakfast. It’s the worst.'
'Dagobah is when your partner latches on and won’t let go, even when you’re trying to breathe.'