Dagobah Reach Around
Your lover climbs on your back like a spider, hooks on with all their limbs, and starts giving you a back rub while you’re doing stuff. They also insult you in Yoda’s voice like you’re a loser.
I was doing the dishes and my wife came up behind me like a ninja and started giving me a back rub while yelling Yoda quotes about my failures.
I was watching TV and my boyfriend jumped on my back like a kangaroo and started talking trash in Yoda’s voice.
I was walking the dog when my partner attached themselves to my back like a barnacle and started giving me a back rub with Yoda insults.